In a recent post, I talked about how Yohan was in denial about loving Hanson's song "UmmBop". Also, if you have looked through my photo albums, you will see a few of Yohan's pictures where he is cross dressing (these are new pictures too, not any of the ones that you have seen before). But last night, Yohan sunk to a new extreme.

Note, that if Yohan really had a problem with me posting about this, I wouldn't have.

This post is not for the faint of heart, short on time, or homophobic. This post depicts what alcohol can do to you, and the truth that it can bring out of people. If you think Yohan is a great guy and want to keep thinking that way... well... maybe you shouldn't read this post. But if you want to be a good friend and have something to laugh with him about, read this.

Last night, Yohan decided that it was time to dive into stronger alcohol, and did so with a guy on our hall who is an out of the closet gay (I will not say the guy's name because I don't think he wants the world to know). Originally, there was no problem because we were outside throwing a football around, but later it got very interesting.

The question about whether Yohan like's Hanson's song was put to rest when he started ecstatically dancing to it (a guy two doors down came down and told Yohan to keep it down). Later on when the night was winding down, I did my drunken test to see how much Yohan could remember. I gave him a random number and told him to remember it for the morning (I did the same test on Kyle from our hall, and he had to write it down but forgot why he wrote it down). It turns out that Yohan could remember the number this morning, so he wasn't THAT drunk last night. Keep that in mind when I tell you the rest of the story.

We were in the bathroom with the gay guy from our hall, and Yohan was going around giving everyone hugs. The gay guy has a habit of hitting on guys when he is drunk and that got Yohan talking about sleeping with him. Originally I thought he was joking, but he kept talking about it, so I grabbed my cell phone out and started recording all of the happenings. They went back to Yohan's bedroom and climbed in bed. Here are some of the more interesting quotes from Yohan (and remember that these are direct quotes, because I have this all recorded!

*Am I being the bitch tonight?
*Don't get a boner please.
*How many mega pixels is that one, be-yach?
*I am not going to kiss you! Ok, you get an air kiss.
*Hey, are you gay? And are you an open closet homosexual or a closed closet homosexual?
*Oh shit, oh shit.
*This is going to be so weird in the morning.
*Quit feeling my manboobs.
*You only get to my waist and up, that’s it. Maybe on the second date you can get a little bit lower. Second date is the kiss, third date is more.
*I don't turn gay or bi-sexual until I get drunk.
*We should do this every weekend. I will pay you! (NOTE: He was referring to the alcohol, but it still makes a funny quote)
*I don't love you yet, I am not ready to take that step yet.
*You are the first person I have slept with on this bed. Why is it a gay relationship?
*You know, I completely support civil unions of gays, and tax benefits of gays, and gay relationships.
*You aren't getting any further down than that, no you aren't getting any further down than THAT!
*Aww... I am going to miss you! (…as he got up to go to the bathroom)
*Take off your sweatshirt.
*Maybe I am a closet Bi... I am not sure.

Yes, this is all true. Funny... yes. Is Yohan gay or Bi? I highly doubt it, which is why I can post about this. If he actually was gay/ bi then this would not be anything to joke about. So we can continue to poke fun at him about his love of Hanson, the way he cross dresses, and how he slept with the gay guy from our hall.

Thanks Yohan!